For 2017 I vote that we bring capes back into fashion.
you: suck my dick
me, an intellectual: inhale my richard
People born in 2016 will probably be alive to see the year 3000
Okay I’m not that great at math but I’m pretty sure this is wrong
They would be 984 years old…
my friend showed me this video of his pet donkey greeting him when he returned home from college after a few months and you just have to watch it RIGHT NOW
Oh my god I thought this was going to be cute and heart warming and yeah it is but holy shit please turn the sound on I’m fucking dying
Donkeys have ZERO CHILL.
*distant screaming*
*excited screeching, coming closer*
*deep breath in*
*SCREAM*
Adorable yet cacophonic.